uglyasasuitcase:

littlexsister:

uglyasasuitcase:

these are the dumbest lyrics ever omg

Dylan, i’m TOTALLY playing this card. 

Is this really any better:

“”I want to tie her body up and throw her in my basement

Keep her there, so nobody can wonder where her face went
(Tyler, what you doing?) Shut the fuck up, you going to fucking love me bitch
Or I’m a fucking put this gun in your fucking head
But all I really want is a kiss on the cheek

In private, not public in the streets”

that’s like asking if an Onion article has more value than a Fox News article.

(with my answer to both being yes, because while controversial they are at least satire as opposed to just goofiness)

i was just being a dick. i’ve been snickering about this all day, i swear. Lets just hole up and listen to the mountain goats for the rest of forever