January 2012
“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman
so when i said “please delete the naked pictures of your exgirlfriend because when they “accidentally” get pulled up at parties, it’s embarrassing for me
what i MEANT
APPARENTLY
was “speculate on my sexuality with strngers and then tell me about it like its funny and then, hey, why dont you show me the text some girl at the bar sent about wanting to fuck you, and...
couldnt remember what i did on new years last year.
I spent the evening with a work friend and then sat on the train at midnight on my way back home.
Fuck new years eve.
December 2011
dorianfinchisdead:
This is a really rough demo...
“I am lonely, yet not everybody will do. I don’t know why, some people fill the...”
– Anaïs Nin (via littlefoxpaws)
ohhh i am miserable today
just a word of advice, if its after 1am, don’t fucking call me.
i mean, if its an emergency, call me. but other than that, don’t call me.
if you text me, and i wake up, and my response is “Are you fucking kidding me? i got three hours of sleep last night and won’t be getting any tomorrow” then DEFINITELY don’t call me.
i wake up exhausted, its not morning.
i’m going to bed. don’t wake me up until next month.
lara
binkygutman:
oh dear gosh. elizabeth theodora, your loveliness makes it so very easy to talk to you even when you are in the shittiest of places. i love you too and i think that’s okay to say even though we’ve never met in person. i think of you when things are bad, and the thoughts really do help. this is a good friendship, i think :`)
you are beautiful, little binky. i don’t know how,...
programmedcelldeath:
hospitalbombers:
...
hoooooly seth meyers and his brother.
oh holy unf.
brb, masturbating to Late Night
1 tag
“Your sentimentality softens all the edges, you’re misremembering. Take a moment...”
– -Miranda July
I’m totally convinced these emails are personalized. This totally speaks specifically to a situation I’ve been in for some time. Of course, I’m sure all other subscribers got this one, too.
(via jampopnote)
That’s what’s so fantastic about it.
(via fuckyeahmirandajuly)
...
1 tag
whiskeytangofoxtrot1:
littlexsister:
i genuinely need to know if i sound like sheryl crow.
I’ve been told that by two separate people and now i’m really worried and sort of want to die.
dude, people just like to refer new things to familiar things. it has very little to do with you.
YOU DO NOT SOUND LIKE SHERYL CROW
i just dont even get it but now i’m scared.
i genuinely need to know if i sound like sheryl crow.
I’ve been told that by two separate people and now i’m really worried and sort of want to die.
whiskeytangofoxtrot1:
littlexsister:
dorianfinchisdead:
megachiropteran:
iworeaskirttoday:
john darnielle’s baby has a twitter account.
instant follow.
https://twitter.com/#!/Roman_H_D
i have no words lol
Followed.
i just…. i dont……..
Okay i usually hate babies but his little fucking baby face….. i cant even
john’s facial hair looks AMAZING
also this ^
dorianfinchisdead:
megachiropteran:
iworeaskirttoday:
john darnielle’s baby has a twitter account.
instant follow.
https://twitter.com/#!/Roman_H_D
i have no words lol
Followed.
i just…. i dont……..
Okay i usually hate babies but his little fucking baby face….. i cant even
1 tag
apparently i'm liveblogging my boring day at work
Just had coffee. Uh ohhhhh
1 tag
Overheard in new york
Young girl to woman with dog: I have a cat.
Woman: Oh yeah? What color is he?
Young girl, very seriously: He's black, but he wants to be a tabby.
I sometimes think “oh wow, i’d like to play a show” but then i remember that i can’t just play mountain goats covers and that people will watch me or even worse, they WON’T watch me and i’ll be scared and i’ll be nervous and i’ll want drugs to calm myself down and then i’ll feel bad for wanting drugs and then i’ll avoid everyone i know...
TRIMET PASS got autocorrected to URINE RAPS
dying
You can talk shit all day long about being an...
But i just got a $525 year-end bonus check.
This working-for-pay and spending-my-hard-earned-cash thing is working out nicely. I’ve always been afraid of financial instability and it really improves my ability to spend money wisely and always go to work :]
I like knowing that i can take care of myself.
and just to remind you what a fucking adult i am, i HAVE been calling it a...
i come from chino, so all your threats are empty.
People have been very very nice to me the last few days.
Thank you.
I love you.
ace of base stuck in my head.
not even the obvious stuff either.
Such a big ace of base fan when i was younger.
I don’t think i’d like to get married.
I ‘d like to spend forever with someone, but i dont like the wedding thing, and proposals are such weird things that usually just make me uncomfortable.
TODAY i wanted to message you and telll you the funniest things.
I’ll just leave this one out for you
MY NAME IS LAYLA AND I”M HERE TO SAY
GET OUT OF HERE! I’M GOING DOWNTOWN!
Anonymous asked: It kills me that you get so down on yourself sometimes. I know you personally and I just adore you. Sometimes your posts make me want to shake you, just so you will finally recognize how fantastic you are.
Anonymous asked: wait your cover of game shows touch our lives is just perfect. you have a great voice. cover more [mountain goats] songs! (because tMG are the best band.)