February 2011
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My hands are cold but the rest of me is warm. I am not currently listening to any music. I have kissed someone this week. I have kissed more than one person this week. I am already fully ready for the day. I have yet to get my shower today. My hair is is a mess. I want to get married one day. I have already thought a lot about my own wedding. I know what I would want to name my children...
January 2011
i just remembered
writing anthropology paper =/= taking pictures of my face and posting them on tumblr with mountain goats lyrics.
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Girls with the same face in every picture.
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New York At Night
i'm just gonna kill myself.
cool?
worst night ever
til michael sent me a reginka cover.
blahh
today i waited in the planned parenthood for two hours to get more of my pills, and then when i finally got in to see the doctor, not only did it take five minutes, but she had to weigh me and then told me “you’ve gained ten pounds this year”
Thanks, bitch.
I know.
then i killed myself because of a stupid paper for anthropology.
RIP me
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i love gaga
i do. She’s nuts. But if she doesnt stop masturbating all over twitter i’m going to throw up all over her.
NO ONE CARES IF YOU LEAK THE LYRICS TO A NEW SONG, GAGA!
NO. ONE. CARES
Portlandia
What could possibly be more obnoxious than this show?
nuffink.
now's as good a time as any
to figure out how to like myself.
Eh Eh (nothing else i can say)
today
i ate a slider.
a bison burger slider.
tragically, it was delicious.
if i can’t jokingly create, in my mind, a sexual relationship between you and peter peter hughes, you have no business being my boyfriend.
i sort of
think my life is pretty cool.
Mostly, i’m a boring jerk but
I sort of have it maaaaade
