imagining mark singing “fate fell short this time”.

immediately turned on.

boyfriends

seriously though i’m a strong lady whether i’m weeping into my ice cream or punching your stupid dick off

you don’t get to decide that from your ivory penis tower of strength

hahahahhaha weeping into ice cream 

tumblr knows me

i wish that people could just say these things to another. But what i’ve been taught (verbally! repeatedly!) is that men don’t tell women that they look nice unless they are planning on having sex with her, and women don’t tell each other that they look nice unless they’re being cruel or manipulative. And men simply dont say it to one another.

Side note:

I’ll be at a really boring high school graduation ceremony this evening.

Someone text me.

and when its over, take me out for burgerville, plz.

I’m dressed super cute today

i stayed up much, much, much too late last night

i was fine until now. Starting to fade. Do i take the 5hr energy thats in my purse?

i think i’ll need it.

WHY HAVE I NOT HAD THIS BEFORE?

ok i had greek yogurt for the first time like, no lie, a month ago and it changed my life and now they’re putting honey in that shit?

oh man.

<3

sometimes a picture comes along and it’s everything i like

i understand that, to a normal human, the appeal of this photo is a lizard in boots.

But all i can think is “OH MY GOD HE THINKS HE’S ETERNAL SAILOR MOON!!!”